Top 3 Weekly Weird Religious News Items

It was of course tempting to include the insanity in the UK regarding “Cadburys Egg Hunt”, but since I already covered that a few days ago, it is not in this week’s list.

So what have I got for you this week?

Item 1 – Steven Bancarz: Your Knick-Knacks Can Give Demons the “Legal Right” To Do Demon Stuff To You

Steven Bancarz, a self proclaimed demon legal scholar, popped up in a video that was promoted by Charisma News, to explain about the dangers of having “occult objects”. Apparently such objects are all charged …

He babbles on about new-age things such as “Astral Realm”, and “Energy”, but because he found Jesus all this nonsense is now apparently Christian.

Up until about a year ago he was a new-ager, but since converting he has become rather popular.

Has finding Jesus made him crazy?

Nope, he was always crazy …

Prior to his conversion, he believed that The Matrix was real and apparently spent a lot of time misquoting Buddha

All his conversion has done is to bring his craziness into the mainstream and made it socially acceptable to lots of people.

Item 2 – Michele Bachmann: Liberals Are Hastening the Arrival of the Antichrist

Former Rep. Michele Bachmann is no longer the holder of an official position, and yet her grasp of reality is still as elusive as ever. She popped up on “Understanding the Times with Jan Markell,” and proceeded to explain how liberals will enable the way for the Antichrist …

Bachmann said that Donald Trump’s opponents, much like the people who built the Tower of Babel, are rebelling against God to bring about “the creation of a manmade, one-world system. And scripture tells us that in the End Times, that is what Antichrist will be, he will be a part of a one-world system.”

“There are people who reject Judeo-Christian truth and instead want to insert and usurp control of all of our lives with a global, economic and political government,” she said.

Indeed yes, Damn those evil liberals who wish to help refugees and the poor, and also enable millions to gain access to health care. You are all naughty people for thinking such vile thoughts, you need to learn to be a good Republican and tell them to all fuck off.

Item 3 – Mary Colbert: Anybody who opposed Donald Trump will be cursed by God

To finish the week we have a rather blatant piece of religious emotional manipulation being deployed to ensure that the religious back Donald Trump without questioning anything or thinking about it because he is part of God’s Master Plan.

It’s not that Donald Trump is all that perfect of a guy. We all know he’s not. And we know that he’s not necessarily perfect in every way that we would like. That’s not how God works. He works through the ones he chooses. We don’t choose them. All we have to do is recognize them and when you recognize a chosen one and you have the discernment to know that they’ve been chosen and know that that’s the will of God, then your life will be blessed. And if you come against the chosen one of God, you are bringing upon you and your children and your children’s children curses like you have never seen. It puts a holy fear in me.

We learn a few things here.

  • The best God could do is “Donald Trump”, and so he is apparently God’s chosen one. Side note, the word “Messiah” means God’s chosen one, she is in essence claiming that Donald Trump is the Messiah. (Hint: He’s not the Messiah, he is just a very naughty boy).
  • If you dare to criticise God’s chosen one, Donald Trump, in any way, then God will have a hissy fit, hold a grudge about that, and proceed to curse not only you, but also your children and grandchildren.

On the other hand, if you don’t criticise Donald Trump and his anti-science BS, xenophobia, racism, and misogyney, then your children, grandchildren, and every generation after that, will curse you for not speaking out.

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