MAGA Madness: Weekly Distillation (June 1, 2025) – “Tariff Chaos”

The legal declaration that his use of tariffs was wholly illegal was of course excellent news, and it’s about damn time. He never had the authority to do it, not even in his first term. The constitution is very clear, only congress can do that.

To also be clear, not only did the International court of trade block the tariffs, but also second court blocked the tariffs.

The markets got excited when it happened.

To give you an idea of just how far the administration has strayed from the norm, we have Miller declaring that upholding the constitution and the law is a coup …

  • As for the three judges involved in this supposed judicial coup, one was appointed by Trump himself, and one was appointed by Reagan.

We also had an update from Penguin Island …

Then a federal appeals court temporarily reinstated the tariffs.

So where does that now leave us, how might it this play out, what comes next?

(Speculation mode on – I may be completely wrong)

The legal system operates at a snails pace, so perhaps June/July/August is Tariff Appeal Process, leaving the Tariffs in place and killing businesses and consumers.

Then in September/October/November/December: it all moves to a Supreme Court Hearing because he lost the appeal. And we then wait until Early 2026 for a Supreme Court ruling which might allow some tariffs and disallow others. In other words, no clarity for a year … perhaps.

Meanwhile, any and all trade deals stall as other nations await clarity, and while they wait, they simply make trade deals with other nations instead.

(Speculation mode back off – I really hope I’m wrong)

Meanwhile the economic extinction level asteroid is still incoming. Trade with China has not picked back up, it is still stalled, and his current stupidity is going to make it all a lot worse.

So what else has been happening this past week?

Oh come now, as always you need not even ponder that, a continuous torrent of “utter lunacy blended with raw stupidity” is the new normal.

Speaking of “Normal” …

This is totally Normal stuff…

He put this out on Truth Social…

  • Which specific god does he have in mind?
  • The Norse god of tricks and pranks perhaps?

Why did I add the above quip?

Well hold on tight because the above gets even weirder if you take a closer look …

This is where you are now thinking, “No way this is real“, but check, and you will discover he really did post the above.

It is of course possible to interpret Pepe the frog as a symbolic nod to either crypto and/or the alt-right, but personally I’ll just go with it being further confirmation that he is just a totally clueless clown.

What more can I say about it except to perhaps welcome you to join the rest of us here in the “Holy shit, this is real” club.

Oh but wait, if you think the above was crazy, they check out this literal lunacy that he posted yesterday …

Yes, he really is now claiming that the former President Biden was executed in 2020 and replaced by clones.

When Trump posts apeshit conspiracy theories the mainstream press yawns, but some are willing to report it (Daily Beast). His craziness has been completely normalized by most.

TACO

We just can’t let this slide by in an appendix.

Because the recurrent retreats by Trump have become the basis for stock markets rebounding after falls, Wall Street is now increasingly betting that Trump will blink first in every tariff stand-off. Trump Always Chickens Out – or Taco for short – is the investor narrative that describes this observation of what has happened every time so far.

During this past week a reporter rather bravely decided to ask him for his thoughts on TACO.

And yes, he freaked out and was enraged as he discovered what TACO means …

That reaction from him was embraced by many as a request for lots of TACO memes. Here are a few samples for you to enjoy…

… and an excellent cartoon from Michael de Adder

OK, so there is trolling … and then above that there is Olympic Class Gold medal winning trolling … and we have a winner …

Personally, I’m waiting for a Mexican restaurant to make #86 on the menu the TACO platter.

OK, let’s move on.

Apparently He reads absolutely nothing

There exists a PDB (Presidential Daily Briefing) that he just ignores because he does not read.

Those around him are now cooking up new ideas …

here are a few details …

This … is what they now need to do to deal with this complete moron.

If they are looking for ideas then perhaps getting intel printed on the wrappers of Big Macs, might work.

OK, let’s mull over the BBB updates

“Big Beautiful” (Ugly) Upwards Transfer of Wealth

If it happens and gets through the senate then it will be the biggest upwards transfer of wealth in US history.

Trump and Speaker Johnson lie about it and claim they’re not cutting Medicaid. David Sacks admits they are. Because they are. By almost $1 Trillion. #TrumpsTrillionsTransfer. Via RollingStone “David Sacks, the president’s AI and crypto czar, says the quiet part out loud as Trump and Republican leaders pretend they aren’t slashing Medicaid” (Mon May 26) …

The wealth gap is already vast; the bill if passed will make it a lot worse …

  • The humanity of a civilation is measured by how those at the bottom are treated. We are failing the test miserably. And the test is not that hard. We are richer than the countries of Europe yet they offer a better quality of life to all.

What is also deeply worrying about the bill, beyond the blatant enrichment of the 1% and the vast increase of the deficit, are the small hidden poison pills scatted within it, such as this …

  • That’s a hell of a way to motivate foreign investors to dump US assets.

When challenged and advised that the Medicaid cut will kill people, this is the response …

Multiple layers of Lunacy and utter incompetence

As is his way, he is working hard to ensure lots of job losses and bigger bills …

  • Link to the above Guardian article – here.

Targeting Everybody for deportation …

  • Link to the above NewRepublic article (Dated March 19) – is here. It is the story of a 34 year old German national with a green card since 2008. He’s an electrical engineer whose partner, a cardiologist, is a U.S. citizen; they have an 8-year-old daughter – “Schmidt was “violently interrogated” for hours, stripped naked, and forced into a cold shower. Given little food or water, suffering from sleep deprivation, and prevented from taking anxiety and depression medication, he collapsed and was hospitalized
  • Do not wonder why Canadians are no longer crossing the border.

Formatting issues!!! …

  • The MAHA report literally made up studies that did not actually exist and she terms that … “formatting errors”
  • Side note: The best way to work out if Bullshit Barbie is lying is to look and see if she is speaking – if she is, then you can be certain that she is lying.
  • Wearing a shiny cross while spewing nonstop lies about a bill that will hurt the American people is so very MAGA.

No more foreign students … unless they adhere to MAGA philosophy …

Bill Bramhall …

ICE Gestapo updates

… and yes, sure enough here it is …

Good luck with the MAGA labor pool taking over, it is about as shallow as their gene pool.

As for the term FAFO, here is this week’s winner …

MAHA – Alternative “Science”

RFK Jnr to duck publishing anything within credible science journals …

  • What a complete idiot. Both the Lancet and the NEJM have been the gold standard for medical research for decades … but this of course is coming from the viewpoint of a complete moron.
  • They are corrupt” actually mans that they call out his BS as BS and will refuse to publish any of his forthcoming deeply flawed papers, so he is just setting the stage for that.
  • So where will he publish his alternative non-scientific BS claims, Infowars perhaps?
  • Welcome to upside-down-town where Harvard, one of the world’s most prestigious universities, JAMA, NEJM, Lancet among the most respected medical journals are all corrupt, woke, and untrustworthy. The guy you should trust for medical policy is a lawyer with a history of drug abuse, and a brain worm.

This really sums it up …

Bill Bramhall …

Clay Bennett …

Canadian Update

Golden dome – insights of incompetence …

It is of course a Trump protection racket play …

Pardons for sale

If you want a pardon and are poor, then forget it, you need enough for a bribe …

If you are wondering about a pardon for George Santos … well he is both poor and also Gay, so he will not be getting one.

However, since Todd and Julie had cash, so …

  • And of course whacky Pastor Shane Vaughn praises President Donald Trump for pardoning Todd and Julie Chrisley, claiming that they were prosecuted for “being MAGA patriots under a Democrat legal administration.” In reality, they were convicted of having “defrauded banks out of tens of millions of dollars while evading payment of their federal income taxes.

So who else has cash?

Boeing also had cash, so they had their get-out-of-jail-for-$1Million card played for this …

  • Reality Check – Without trustworthy US safety regulations there will be no US market in global aerospace manufacturing.
  • Combine this along with a few other items last Tuesday, and it’s like the administration was trying to set a record for how much blatant corruption it can commit in one day.

Our criminal justice system is just for Democrats and the poor. If you are rich and/or a Trump supporter, then you now know exactly what to do to get your Get Out of Jail Free card.

Nothing hidden …

  • The US media is complicit in all this. If this were a Democrat President, the press would be calling for the President to be ARRESTED in 24/7 specials (CRISIS AT THE WHITE HOUSE) news bulletins, with round the clock press at the White House waiting for a resignation.

Dennis Goris

But of course it is not just pardons, literally anything you want can now be purchased for the right price.

Matt Wuerker …

Oh and since we are on the topic of bribes, he specifically asked for that $400 million jet …

Lalo Alcaraz …

Now here is one excellent observation …

Memorial Day

“Happy” Memorial Day “Scum” …

  • If you sent that in an email to your company as a boss, you’d be fired by the board and committed

Beneath contempt …

  • The above CNN article – is hereIn the all-caps message, posted just before 7 a.m. ET, the president wished a “Happy Memorial Day to all, including the scum that spent the last four years trying to destroy our country through warped radical left minds, … Trump went on to suggest that 21 million people entered the US illegally under the previous administration — a figure not borne out by US Customs and Border Protection data

Ann Telnaes …

Christian Nationalists

The nuttier right-wing religious fanatics within the MAGA cult are as always doing their thing, and so here are a few samples from the past week …

  • Mark Meckler praises Israel for “conducting the most singular humanitarian urban warfare campaign ever conducted in history.” (Now, that really is a weird way to describe a genocide)
  • After the state legislature passed a bill requiring the Ten Commandments to be posted in public school classrooms, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick declared that “this has been a great session for God in Texas.” – (Since they worked on the sabbath to pass this bill, and so broke the 4th commandment, I just want to know when they will all be stoned).
  • Christian nationalist Jesse Leon Rogers proclaims thatin the name of Jesus—we will strip every individual exercising illegitimate authority on our school board who doesn’t represent the values of the Christ; in the name of Jesus, we will see them removed.” – (Literally none of the school board members he would support, represent any of the values of Christ. Show me just one of his ilk that “loves their neighbor“.)
  • Christian Nationalist and self-appointed MAGA “prophet” Lance Wallnau has been billing himself as “Dr. Lance Wallnau,” – (Wallnau never earned a doctorate. Nothing screams “grifter” louder then claiming unearned titles via fake institutions that hand out fake degrees. His LinkedIn profile claims that he earned a D. Min, M.A., and a “Research Doctorate” from Phoenix University of Theology … which you will not be shocked to discover is a totally phoney degree mill).
  • Texas state Rep. Nate Schatzline says that it is his job as a state legislator to “move the Overton Window more towards our biblical, Bible-centered Christian values.” – (he means GOP Biblical views, and not the actual teachings of Jesus)
  • Indiana Lt. Gov. Micah Beckwith issues a warning about Pride Month: “The Rainbow Beast Is Coming For Your Kids.

Weirdest of the Weird

So this happened …

  • You can find Hemant’s article with all the details – here on Substack
  • Irony used to mean something.

Right-wing commentator Steve Deace says the Biden administration was involved in “demonic levels of gaslighting” that was orchestrated by Satan: “That stuff comes from beings from another plane.

  • It’s all said as a distraction to keep attention off the actual actions and policies of the orange messiah.

So Kyle Langford, a 20-something Nick Fuentes acolyte, is running for governor of California on a platform of deporting all male undocumented immigrants and then giving all the females one year to marry a “Californian incel” to avoid deportation. For his latest message to voters he went with “the Nazis were cool and what the Germans did in WWII was awesome

  • When it comes to winning hearts and minds, something tells me that this is not that.
  • However, since the GOP loves Nazis, his message might win in a red area.

Even More Political Cartoons from the past week

As always, there are many excellent cartoons.

Ann Telnaes (Oklahoma now requires 2020 election”discrepancies” to be taught in high schools) …

Clay Bennett …

Matt Davies …

Nick Anderson …

Matt Wuerker …

Media Sane-washing of Tyranny

A stark contrast …

  • LEFT: The Independent (UK) RIGHT: NYT
  • The NYT does not report Trump’s absolute incoherence, mental instability and stupidity. They sane wash him and clean up his comments to make them seem rational. Anyone reading it may think Trump isn’t a fucking moron

Tapper has sold his soul for $$$ …

Mike Luckovich …

Finally

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