The perfect Xmas gift … TV on Amazon for just $39,997.99 … WTF!


With a hat tip to Tim Kirby for the link … in the “You have just got to be fracking kidding me” category, we have a special offer for you from Amazon.

Yes you too can snap up this perfect little gift from just in time for XMAS … normally $44,000, but now on special offer at $39,997.99.

Really?

Yep, here it is …

Screenshot from 2013-12-03 05:08:26

I note the following …

  • You better be quick, they only have 3 left
  • They had some second hand offers … 2 used for $31,000
  • Oh and least you worry … yes, shipping is free

This well and truly deserves to have the piss taken, and sure enough the comments are fabulous. The best reads …

478 of 499 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very satisfied, November 25, 2013
By
James Thach – See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This review is from: Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV (Electronics)

My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery. We actually got a refurbished. It’s missing the remote, but oh well– for $10K off, I can afford a universal, right? The picture is amazing. I’ve never seen the world with such clarity.

Amanda, if you’re reading this, hang in there, honey! We’ll see you in a year.

But he is not alone, we also have …

372 of 435 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Simply Amazing, November 12, 2013
By
pancakewizard (Baton Rouge, Louisiana) – See all my reviews
This review is from: Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV (Electronics)
I needed an additional television for my breezeway walking from the side courtyard to the master quarters. Ever since Carlton renovated the Elephant exhibit, I only have the noise of the waterfall and the Harp player outside. Regardless, I love how easily it was for the commoners to attach the television to work with the people mover we have around the complex. I had to order 3 more, 1 for the master bath, 1 for the tennis court and I felt the 70 inch 3d television the commoners had in their basement dwellings needed an upgrade.

I do say, I wish it was available in solid gold or platinum. That way I could easily distinguish what quadrant of the complex I’m in.

And this …

87 of 105 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Replacement T.V.!!!, November 28, 2013
By
Scott Robertson – See all my reviews
This review is from: Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV (Electronics)
We got this beauty to replace the bridge’s main viewscreen after the last time Sulu traded paint with the Excelsior. And thanks to Spock’s idea to gaffer tape the remote to my left-hand armrest on the Captain’s chair I can now “mute” Khan whenever he starts ranting about Antares Maelstroms and perdition’s flames and what not…..

Kirk J.T.

And these …

33 of 38 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This Television is Fresh!, December 1, 2013
By
Hans V. Summers “Hans Summers & Shaun Landry” (Los Angeles, CA) – See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
This review is from: Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV (Electronics)
We originally got this television when our nephew moved in. It has been a wonderful addition to the house for our nephew.

You see, our nephew was born and bred in West Philadelphia, where he spent most of his days playing basketball and relaxing. That was until a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble. It seems he got into one little fight, my sister got scared and told him he was moving in with myself and my husband here in the Bel-Air section of Los Angeles.

75 of 97 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great for a castle or a countryside mansion, November 27, 2013
By
Travis C. Meidell “Melvin Floyd” (Utah) – See all my reviews
This review is from: Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV (Electronics)
I bought this TV as an attempt to brighten up the main foyer of my 14th century Castle. I had found when I came home from pillaging the nearby villages that everything just looked so gray and lonely. But with the addition of this TV, a couch from IKEA and some throw pillows, I am ready to have guests over to watch episodes of Breaking Bad anytime.
The only difficulty I had was trying to pay amazon in gold. Apparently, you need a “credit card” to pay for this FYI.

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Have you heard of my friend Robert Kiyosaki?, December 2, 2013
By
Jarred – See all my reviews
This review is from: Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV (Electronics)
My name is Al Shaquike Hussein Bin Obamanisha Queada and I recently retired from my trade of human trafficking in eastern europe and had to get the most magnificent display for my vacation home in Malibu. Did you know the screen doubles as a giant speaker? I was so impressed that I got 400 of these to make one giant screen in my palace in Dubai for my 385 illegitimate children. I had to hire 2 full time wipey cloth cleaners to keep the dust off the screens.

6 of 13 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars On sale?, November 28, 2013
By
Krzysztof Bogdanowicz – See all my reviews
This review is from: Samsung UN85S9 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV (Electronics)
I’m giving 3 stars because im not a commoner. I don’t look for sales. I expect things to be full price. Thankyou amazon for insulting my $45, 000 wallet. The picture isn’t even real definition, it’s just high definition. All the poor people who make less then a million a year have hd tvs. I mean come on lol, they drive themselves to work how middle ages.

And there are plenty more where those came from.

Note to self … add “Got to meet those reviewers” to my bucket list.

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