What the F**k is wrong with my TV


Over here in the UK we have various means for supping TV. One such option is Virgin Media, who this weekend went a bit F***ing crazy. In an effort to stop various sensitive individual from being offended they switched on some software that sanitized their TV listings, so I suddenly found that I had the following viewing options available …

                  • A movie called Hanc**k starting Will Smith
                  • The Christmas special by a well known Victorian chap called Charles D***ens.
                  • The BBC 2 comedy panel game was now “Never mind the Buzzc**ks”
                  • Oh and a match was being played by A***nal.

In a statement, a Virgin Media spokeswoman said: “The altered titles have been swiftly an*lysed and we’re fixing any remaining glitches.”

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